I started the day with one of my favorite pastimes- snarking on Renaissance art at the Uffizi. So many ugly baby Jesuses! (Why is the pope hanging out with baby Jesus??) (The angel Gabriel is doing the annunciation via telepathy) (Receding hairline!) (Jesus got into his mom’s eye makeup!) I loved seeing the Birth of Venus! And they had this cool old map that showed monsters in the ocean. And you have to always remember to look up because the ceilings are spectacular! It’s also just amazing to think about how old this place is. (Built in 1560!) But these statues made me laugh… they look like they’re doing disco moves. This was unexpected exciting. Wandering through a random room, and I stopped and almost said out loud, “I know that guy!” Growing up Lutheran, these pictures of Martin Luther were everywhere; it was awesome to stumble across the originals! Last thing I saw/loved- Medusa’s death. Next, I walked across the Ponte Vecchio and (very) briefly considered buying a piece of gold j
National parks, hiking, canyoneering, and other weird sight-seeing