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My Dream Man

I saw him this morning.

He was driving this beat-up Jeep, clearly used for off-roading purposes. (Living in Arizona has me longing for a Jeep; there are so many places I read about where I want to hike, and then I get to the part that says you need an ATV to get there.) The Jeep had no doors on it, so I could see the sexy tattoo on the back of his leg. He was only wearing shorts, and his chest was all muscular. (But not too muscular.) His fireman gear was haphazardly thrown in the back of the Jeep, and he had a bumper sticker that said "Suck it."


I was instantly in love.

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Anonymous said…
Perfect - until I saw the tires. Just hope he's not overcompensating with those tires!
8:27 AM
Kristin said…
OMG, this is hilarious. My ex-husband had a jeep (the creep) and then we bought a mudd-bogging jeep that he was turning into a rock crawler (that thing was massively lifted!). Had I known this was the kind of man you were looking for, I could have probably found you one, oh and they congregate at the dunes if you are still looking.
8:23 PM
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