Subject: Random thoughts about country music while driving through Georgia that I have to share with Ryan because he's one of my only friends who listens to country
1. American Honey is my new favorite song, especially for driving at night in the country. It makes me feel wistful. And maybe some yearning.
2. I want to marry a man like the one who sings I'm a Little More Country Than That. He seems like a good man who would do the 3 P's: profess, protect, provide. And I'm old fashioned like that. Shh, don't tell my feminist friends.
3. Listening to country in Georgia helps me understand why brainwashing is so easy in those futuristic, dystopian novels. I totally want to be a redneck woman from the sticks. Maybe if I lived here long enough, I'd believe that Obama is the next Hitler, and Sarah Palin could save our country.
4. Dierks Bentley can lay me down anytime he wants.
5. My life is a Keith Urban song- I had a job and I lost it, and I
just drove through the prettiest country from Georgia to Tennessee.
6. I really really really don't like Johnny Cash, no matter how hard
I try. Does this mean I'll never be a real country girl?
1. American Honey is my new favorite song, especially for driving at night in the country. It makes me feel wistful. And maybe some yearning.
2. I want to marry a man like the one who sings I'm a Little More Country Than That. He seems like a good man who would do the 3 P's: profess, protect, provide. And I'm old fashioned like that. Shh, don't tell my feminist friends.
3. Listening to country in Georgia helps me understand why brainwashing is so easy in those futuristic, dystopian novels. I totally want to be a redneck woman from the sticks. Maybe if I lived here long enough, I'd believe that Obama is the next Hitler, and Sarah Palin could save our country.
4. Dierks Bentley can lay me down anytime he wants.
5. My life is a Keith Urban song- I had a job and I lost it, and I
just drove through the prettiest country from Georgia to Tennessee.
6. I really really really don't like Johnny Cash, no matter how hard
I try. Does this mean I'll never be a real country girl?
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