I've been very angry the past few weeks, but now that I think about it, I don't think it's completely irrational. It's just that I have no patience for things that usually don't bother me. I was really bored in class the other night, so I started making lists. I love to make lists. One of them was "People I am Pissed At." There were 11 people on that list.
Pete called last night, and I mentioned my list. He wanted to know who was on it and why I was angry. He was upset that he was #8; he's pretty competitive and wanted to be #1. He said, "What if I show up at your house with my suitcase and say I got kicked out of my apartment? Would that bump me up on the list?" We decided he'd have to do a compilation of all the things on the list to get the #1 spot. So now Pete is threatening to show up at my house with a suitcase, making racist comments and insulting my flip flops, telling me he doesn't have the money he owes me and hasn't read his Bible lately. Imagining this scenario makes me laugh so hard. It almost helps with the anger.
Pete called last night, and I mentioned my list. He wanted to know who was on it and why I was angry. He was upset that he was #8; he's pretty competitive and wanted to be #1. He said, "What if I show up at your house with my suitcase and say I got kicked out of my apartment? Would that bump me up on the list?" We decided he'd have to do a compilation of all the things on the list to get the #1 spot. So now Pete is threatening to show up at my house with a suitcase, making racist comments and insulting my flip flops, telling me he doesn't have the money he owes me and hasn't read his Bible lately. Imagining this scenario makes me laugh so hard. It almost helps with the anger.
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