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Silliness

My cousin Katie posted this on Facebook.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Erin needs a drink."

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Erin looks like Harry Potter on drugs."

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
"Erin says...sit happens." (This was a site for dog obedience school!)

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Erin wants a story." (Like I want to "wake up in the morning with a story to tell? Sorry, I've been listening to Ludacris.)

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Erin does the cha-cha-cha slide." (No, I certainly do not.)

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Erin hates whores (named Chad)." (Oh dear...)

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
"Erin asks, How does THE MAN keep you down?" (Damn the man! Save the empire!)

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
"Erin goes blue." (This is in reference to Michigan. Sorry, that will never happen. My baby's going to play for the Hawkeyes.)

Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
"Erin likes the cuddles." (Actually, no I don't. Nancy and I just discussed this tonight.)

Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
"Erin eats banana cookies with chocolate chips." (Eew, I hate anything banana-flavored. But I love bananas.)

Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
"Erin wears Prada." (Why yes, yes I do. Perhaps not as much as I'd like, though.)

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
"Erin was arrested for public intoxication and third-degree burglary." (No comment.)

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