My Kristin is sick. Like, doctors can't figure out what's wrong, they're doing lots of tests, she's had the symptoms for a while now sick. One of those symptoms is nausea, so I stopped at CVS the other morning to get her some motion sickness wrist bands to help with that. (I wore them when I was pregnant and never threw up.)
Of course I had to get a card, so I began browsing the Friendship section of the Hallmark aisle. I was about to give up when I found the perfect card. It had a picture like the one below. "I'd follow you anywhere..." the front said. Inside: "The view from behind is great."
I wrote a little note affirming the awesomeness of Kristin's ass. Goodness knows that canyoneering has led to some close encounters with it. But upon further consideration, it occurred to me that that's not a typical friendship card... I think I strayed into the Romance section by accident.
Not sure what this says about our friendship. Kristin says that it means our friendship is AWESOME, so I guess I'll agree with her. We do always joke that we are in a long distance relationship... Too bad we are both 100% into men!
Of course I had to get a card, so I began browsing the Friendship section of the Hallmark aisle. I was about to give up when I found the perfect card. It had a picture like the one below. "I'd follow you anywhere..." the front said. Inside: "The view from behind is great."
I wrote a little note affirming the awesomeness of Kristin's ass. Goodness knows that canyoneering has led to some close encounters with it. But upon further consideration, it occurred to me that that's not a typical friendship card... I think I strayed into the Romance section by accident.
Not sure what this says about our friendship. Kristin says that it means our friendship is AWESOME, so I guess I'll agree with her. We do always joke that we are in a long distance relationship... Too bad we are both 100% into men!
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