Conversation in the Teacher's Lounge

Conversation that just happened in the teachers’ lounge

Coworker: Erin, what are you up to this weekend?

Me: Well, I was thinking about going to Sedona today. My friend Jason has a free hotel room up there tonight and he invited me… No no no, it’s not like that! He invited our friend John, too!

Coworker: So, you’re having a threesome this weekend?

Me (blushing): No! I’m not going, anyway. I’m going to run some errands after work. Actually, do you know the cheapest place to get large quantities of vodka?

Coworkers stare.

Me: I’m making vanilla extract! You need vodka for vanilla extract! Lots of vodka!

Coworker: Sounds like Erin’s weekend is all about threesomes and Jello shots.

OMG.

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