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A joke

Pete is not a vegetarian. I played a little joke. He was really irritating me the other night and arguing with me about being a vegetarian. He commented that that would be one of the worst names someone could call him. "Oh really?" I commented as I moseyed over to the computer. I wrote the previous post, then asked a few friends to text him and say, "Hey, I heard this rumor that you've gone vegetarian." And when he asked where they heard that, they would say, "On Erin's blog." It all went according to plan. He called around midnight that night to ask what was going on, and I said, "You should hear what people are saying about you on the internet." I love that Nancy called him a hipster in her comment... that's like, one of the worst things you could call him. Anyway, he kept saying, "That is effed up!" But it sounded like he thought it was funny, too.

So I thought it was pretty hilarious until he showed up at my house at 12:30 that night, wanting a Snack Pack or some pizza. I tried to ignore my phone, but then he saw that my windows were open and pulled a Streetcar Named Desire: "Erin! Erin!" I didn't want him to wake up my neighbors, so I had to let him in. Jerk. So he got me back by ruining a good night's sleep.

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