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I'm never bored at work.

This morning, my day started off with teeny tiny Juanito (who never removes his Spongebob backpack and hoop earrings) getting out of his seat, talking, etc. When I asked him to sit down, his response was, "God, you're pissing me off!" I calmly told him to go to another teacher's room. "Oh, and take your work with you," I added.

"F-- no!" was his response. I followed him out in the hall and told him to go to the office.

"Fine... silly ass bitch."

At this, I cracked up. "Really?" I said. "Really???"


"You heard me." His arms were spread wide like he was about to fight me. I laughed my butt off for a while after that one. Later I found out that he did the same thing to the science teacher, who had the same reaction I did. Juan was yelling, "F-- you, you little bitch," and Brian laughed and said, "Really? Boy, I have boots taller than you."

During fourth period, Esmeralda handed me this sheet of paper.




This girl was openly hostile to me at the beginning of the year. I finally pulled her aside and said, "Why don't you like me?"

"You smile too much," she smirked.

Apparently, now that's a good thing.

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Anonymous said…
Just browsing your blog and I happened to come to this post---- that's hilarious.

I JUST wanted to say I had the same thing happen to me last year---- a girl threw a temper tantrum and I asked her why she was being so hostile and she replied, "because you smile too much"

I sent her to the social worker and by the end of the year we were pretty close.

Weird, isn't it?!

But sadly, sometimes they cannot feel happy for whatever reason--- I think their teenage brains are just wired weirdly.

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